even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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