I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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