We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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