The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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