Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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