he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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