normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize