its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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