He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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