Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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