We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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