you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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