Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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