Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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