i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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