Dual....:-)
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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