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(305): View more from Florida

I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Crying babies in a bar. Really?

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And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune

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what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??

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(845): View more from New York

Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

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then get some ugly ones...

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(949): View more from California

Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life

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(310): View more from California

Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I came home in someone else's underwear this morning

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Atleast you got a souvenir

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