did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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