this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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