Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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