I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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