I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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