Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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