the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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