Dual....:-)
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
