Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Randomize
