Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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