He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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