Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
