I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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