What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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