How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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