We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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