Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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