If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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