Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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