your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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