She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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