1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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