he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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