She's JV to your varsity
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
