You surviving the open bar?
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im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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