can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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