You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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