I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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