Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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