White coat. Heels.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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