The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just want nice things and good sex
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
