What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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