Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
