ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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