He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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