I cannot find my penis.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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