now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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