All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I use my feet as sexual weapons
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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